Story: Shoes

alright, i got my first story, i was recently on a local x-men themed bulitin board rpg where i decided, on a whim, to engage in a no less than epic battle for the internetz. i took on a admin there Cookievore, and ended up loosing. one john steed bolar hat from victory, the internetz was snatched away by seppiku by cat while jumping from a plane and..... Shoes. the youtube link that made my brain scream for it's mommie. i now give to you, that very same link, so you may feel my pain.

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Lord Zod decrees that the internet is his!

In this late breaking story, our great and humble leader, the awesomely powerful Lord Zod has decreed that all things on the internet is his. do not act in defience of Lord zod, he asks only that you kneel and tremble before his awesome power. this has been a paid advertisement from paraglobal mega Zod corp